I'm beginning to hate Beta. I thought it was supposed to be better than it's original form - and more fabulous.
Um, I don't think so!
I may go back to my original blog. I don't like moving out of my comfort zone. This is nasty.
I think, even as I type, I'm making up my mind. Plus, some gorgeous hunk has just emailed me to say he can't comment here.
That's it. I've had enough. I'm going to Hollywood.
Ok, so perhaps not Hollywood. No. It's too far. I'll just go back to my old blog. It's only around the corner. And I know everyone there. All the people here keep giving me funny looks and can't remember my name. And I don't like the food. Nothing comes with chips.
Bye-bye, Beta. I'd like to say our brief relationship was fabulous. But it wasn't. It was shit. I might come back to you someday, but my old love is calling me, and I want to go back. I might come back here someday, of course, but I don't feel comfortable here, just now. So I'm off.
Good-bye. Cheerio. Tata. Ciao. Au revoir. Tschüß.